Oh they gonnah be my Dear Sweet Sistahs and Brothahs!
Look what they're doin now with thah elderly?! I mean I'm old but I'm not quite there yet! Anyway...
Callin them muh fuckahs on thah phone and comin up with some kind of sad awhile bullshit that makes them give up their whole ass nuts!
Uhm! Them evil muh fuckin scammers gonnah get it for that evil ass shit! Anyway...
You gonnah have muh fuckahs, once this shit goes horribly wrong for US which is soonah than soon, comin up tah US's doorstep tryin tah act like ah muh fuckah in Law Enforcement!
Shit!
Don't fall for that ill ass shit! Them evil elite muh fuckahs ain't gonnah send ah God damned muh fuckin law enforcement official tah any of US's doorstep!
Fuck that!
Them evil muh fuckahs done perfected thah powers of ill ass dastardly
Persuasion! Anyway...
I write all of that to write,
US bettah shoot them ill ass impersonatin muh fuckahs!
And ask muh fuckin questions later!
Shit, catch US on maybe day 33 of scroungin!?
US sorry ah hungred ill ass muh fuckahs be like that muh fuckin Sheriff on "Fried Green Tomatoes" and shit:
"This is some of the best barbeque I've ever had!"
Yeah!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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