Thursday, September 14, 2023

Bananas Are Fucking Weird As Fuck!

 Got ah lot of health benefits! "The perfect food" some argue!

Shit! Do I like bananas? Not really!

Do I love thah taste of bananas?

Fuck yes!

I can only eat one at one snackin! 

When I've tried ah second one,

I start thinkin about thah textures goin on:

Soft, kind of milky, catchin some slime goin on...then, that gag reflex goin on and shit, I swallow and think:

God damnit! Did I jUSt ingest congealed nasty ass muh fuckin sperm!?...

(Peace! More to come...)

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