Them evil muh fuckahs talking about how twenty percent of United Methodists churches have been lost due to the acceptance of the LGBTQ community!
What a fucking surprise!
There will not be formal righteoUS churches any longer!
We saw thah fall from churches' grace during the muh fuckin evilly executed fumbled pandemic!
All them bitches shut down!
Scared to be sanctioned or fined!
'Well what about Our Father?!' US righteoUS asked time and time again to no avail!
"Fuck that muh fuckah! Can't lose that type of money by our church doors staying open!"
Uhm!
Church succumbing to the all mighty dollar!
Uhm! Again!
"Thy cannot serve two masters!"
Our Father...damned all
These sorry ass muh fuckin manmade nothingness of
Churches!
So US might as well stop goin to those ill sorry ass muh fuckahs!
And start saving all those muh fuckin
Tithes for
US households!
Shit jUSt
Read the words!
And blessedly,
"Pray in thine closet to Our Father in secret."!
It's better for US righteoUS in the long run any fucking way!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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