So I sent some shit to "White Castle" about some shit just now.
I hope you know My Dear Sweet Sistahs and Brothahs?
I loves me some "White Castles"!
And fuck "Harold and Kumar"!...
Don't give ah fuck bout flatulence and shit!
And that's for real!
But check it...
What about?...
A "BLT Slider"?
With all thah othah regular shit ah slider would have but with
A smidge of Mayonnaise,
A 1/4 of a piece of bacon (crumbled and distributed evenly)
A 2x2 piece of lettuce
And a slice of a Roma tomatoe!
Now I was thinkin a regular slider checkin in Our beautiful state of
Indiana at
86 cents.
"The BLT Slider" comin in at sixty cents more at $1.46.
Want cheese?
"Sure!"
That'd be 20 cents more.
Which brings Our lil slider tah a hefty
$1.66!
If yah loosin just a lil bit on that lil muh fuckah?
Yah makin it up with the small drink comin in at ah deplorable
$2.19!...
Shiiiought!
I'd buy that shit!
But fuck that drink!
Yah know?!
A niggah 's broke!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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