Friday, September 23, 2022

"White Castle" Information

 So I sent some shit to "White Castle" about some shit just now.

I hope you know My Dear Sweet Sistahs and Brothahs?

I loves me some "White Castles"!

And fuck "Harold and Kumar"!...

Don't give ah fuck bout flatulence and shit!

And that's for real!

But check it...

What about?...

A "BLT Slider"?

With all thah othah regular shit ah slider would have but with 

A smidge of Mayonnaise,

A 1/4 of a piece of bacon (crumbled and distributed evenly)

A 2x2 piece of lettuce

And a slice of a Roma tomatoe!

Now I was thinkin a regular slider checkin in Our beautiful state of 

Indiana at

86 cents.

"The BLT Slider" comin in at sixty cents more at $1.46.

Want cheese?

"Sure!"

That'd be 20 cents more. 

Which brings Our lil slider tah a hefty

$1.66!

If yah loosin just a lil bit on that lil muh fuckah?

Yah makin it up with the small drink comin in at ah deplorable

$2.19!...

Shiiiought!

I'd buy that shit!

But fuck that drink!

Yah know?!

A niggah 's broke!...

(Peace! More to come...)

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