Sunday, September 4, 2022

An Open Letter To "Subway"!

 How thee Holy fuck can "McDonald's" sale, to Our sorry broke asses, fo any fuckin soft drink on their menu fo One fuckin dollah!?

And y'alls sorry asses are askin close to two dollahs or more!?

Y'alls sorry no count havin asses spent close tah 459 million on advertising in 2019 alone!?

With "Stephen Curry", "Charles Barkley" (who can't even speak the English language properly!) et al...

We ain't even gonnah talk about thah Pedophile Jared Fogle shit!

And ain't evah apologized fo Fogle's sorry sick muh fuckin no-count havin ass deplorable shit!...

It's what they call hubris! 

Y'all ain't doin thah damn thing like that!

Shiiiought!

And aftah all thah fucked up business shit y'alls sorry asses have fucked up!

 Y'alls sorry asses still can't give ah niggah ah fuckin "Coke and a smile" fo ah fuckin buck?!

"John Chidsey"! Y'all can shove all those twelve inch subs up yo muh fuckin sorry very brown, leaking

Asses! But cha kindah like that vile shit?! Don't y'all?

And" Chidsey" you's ah stupid muh fuckah!...

Thah fuck wrong with corporate America?!

Fuckin dumbass marketing!

And muh fuckin dumbass business practices!

Fo sho!

Oh, It won't be long!

Befo that twelve inches becomes

Ah foot in that ass!

Supersillymothahfuckahs!...

(Peace! More to come...)

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