I remembah thah time them muh fuckahs put ah lien on my checking account! I fucking panicked like ah muh fuckah!
I had filled out thah withdrawal slip. Pulled up to a drive thru. Sent it through the pneumatic tube. On a fucking Friday! Pay-fucking-day!
And the Teller saying to me, "Mister Hopson. You probably will want to come in to speak with one of our accounts personnel. I can't send you the amount requested."
Okay, I said to her with my heart pounding. I drove around to the front of the bank. Parked. Went in! There was instantly an Account Personnel waitin for ah niggah lookin like,
"What the fuck!?"
And that niggah was me!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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