About once every four months I have to shave my ol Black sorry broke ass body!
I don't get crazy with thah shit! I use electric barbering clippers, not as smooth, but my ol Black ass just doin some regularly scheduled needed trimmin!
Anyway...
I hate doin thah shit!
I don't mind doin it I guess, but as yo ol Black broke sorry ass gets oldah, yah can't bend and shit like you used to!
Tryin tah get behind your knees, in between yo butt cheeks...while still trying to keep the mirror right, yo readers on...Damn!...
But yah can't be gettin naked with yo wife lookin like ah muh fuckin bear!
Fuck that!
I wouldn't like that shit if I were my wife!
Shiiiought!
"Cut that shit niggah!
Please!"
Fo sho! Pas de probleme!
She's nevah said that shit tah me, and I
Thank Her for that shit!
Hear women talkin that crazy shit,
"I think hair on ah man's body is sexy as hell!"
And I undahstand!
But this man
Ain't tryin tah hear that muh fuckin noise!
The shit's gross as fuck!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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