I've got ah problem!
Shiiiought!
Watchin these horses on these movies and television shows lookin as well fed as when they started that 1500 mile journey!
That's gonnah take yo sorry well rode ass, at thah very fuckin least 50 days of travel!
That's if...everything works out as it should!?
Their cowboy asses lookin like they done had ah muh fuckin shave every day, if not every othah!
Sleepin undah thah stars those fifty some odd days with mosquitos, snakes...and thah like!
And yah lookin fresh as shit!?
And aftah some fifty some odd days!?
You's gonnah smell fuckin terrible!
But I guess...
Mosquitoes, snakes...and thah like!
Don't fuck around with somethin that smells like shit!?...
Uhm!
Thah Holy fuck I'm missin!?...
(Peace! More to come...)
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