Thursday, September 22, 2022

"John "Bones" Jones"

 That muh fuckah is bad!

He'll turn yo strengths intah ah muh fuckin weakness fo sho!

There's something wrong with thah muh fuckah!

He's thah only MMA fighter I 'll watch!

His precision is off thah fuckin charts!

He said.

"Winning came so easy."!?

Shiiiought!

I have a nephew

Whatevah yah smoked ovah thah fuckin plate!

Or didn't smoke ovah thah plate!?

That muh fuckah would whack that ass deep in left, center or right field!

Whatevah was clevah!

I said.

Eric!? You do undahstand you could get a scholarship for this shit!?

He said,

"Unc! It's too easy! It's boring Unc!"

Now, Lil Eric got five tah seven

Children and some shit!?

God 

Damn!...

(Peace! More to come...)

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