"The Federal Shutdown Is Looming!" But first, "Let US Take Care Of Our Own Garden - Voltaire (Translated)"

Quoting French muh fuckUS IN US!?

Thee Holy fuck!

Whatevah thah fuck sorry evil ass muh fuckahs! 

Fuck that noise!

Them evil muh fuckahs gonnah do what them evil muh fuckahs gonnah do!

But my ol Black sorry broke ass still gots tah go tah work tomorrow!

Shit!

US can bet on that shit!

And US still shouldn't be payin those evil muh fuckin fed bitch-witches shit anyway God damnit!

Givin anothah muh fuckin country, Ukraine, ovah 66 billion dollahs of hard earned taxpayin money for fucking anothah muh fuckah's "war"?! Kindah fucked up mismanagement of taxpayers dollahs that shit?! God damn! 

I mean! Them some blatant not givin ah fuck about US evil muh fuckahs!...

(Peace! More to come...)