The Transfer Portal Eliminated Former Legal Collegiate Athletic Prostitution

 Fuck it! One more before I go?! And here that muh fuckah goes:

Dabo has got tah go!

God damn!

I'm tellin you my Dear Sweet Sistahs and Brothahs,

Ever since he fucked Bryant and start ridin White ass Lawrence! That was thah beginnin tah thah end tah that Dabo muh fuckah! Wait my turn my ass!? Thah othah young ass impressionable niggUS done saw what yo lyin ass did! Word gets around in thah muh fuckin Lockeroom! And US is ah tight Black ass group! Anyway...

 Shit! Look at ol fuckin Saban?! Fucked Hurts for Tagovailoa! (I mean thah young man drops straight dimes! But still...) Muh fuckin Tide's been rollin thah fuck back ever since!...

"Transfer Portal"? 

God damned skippy! Sittin starters on any othah muh fuckin team in ah D1 sports program on thah muh fuckin bench and tellin them with thah utmost sincerity, "Wait your turn! This is a winning program! Always has been! And it always will be!" 

Young muh fuckahs fallin for that true statement that has long since been abolished! Ol ass  coachin muh fuckahs listenin tah thah boosters and shit! While lyin tah these young impressionable men! Uhm! Hoarding D1 talent from other strugglin D1 programs that could have sho nuff USed that riding thah muh fuckin bench five star recruit of one, two years...of wasted settin on thah muh fuckin bench

Young athletic talent, so that young set astray muh fuckah can, wait his talented muh fuckin ass,

Turn?!...

If US has evah muh fuckin played sports! Shit! US knows our skill level givin thah muh fuckin talent surroundin US! Well...that's if US is honest about US's athletic talent!? I mean shit! I was ah buck-sixty comin out of highschool! Five-five! Quick and fast!...Shit! But fuck that shit! I turned my collegiate athletic focus on track and field God damnit! Again! Fuck that! Shit! Before yo lil high school ass has thah grandiose idea about playin football on thah next level, let alone professionally, go look at those muh fuckahs in person!? And tell my ol Black broke sorry muh fuckin ass if yo lil ass still wants tah dream!? Anyway....

God damnit!

But check it Playesses and Playahs?

The mothah fuckin 

"Transfer Portal"!

Makin very transparent how these young impressionable young men have been lied to by thah various collegiate basketball and football programs evident!

And thah muh fuckin

"Transfer Portal"

Stopped all that prostitution of our young talented collegiate

Athletes!

CaUSe US knows how those evil niggardly sorry ass muh fuckahs jUSt love

Prostituting

US's

Youth!...

(Peace!!!!...In the Middle East? Shiiiought!)