Fate?!

 At ah certain time in all of US's lives!

Our Father is gonnah save US at least seven times in US's lives and US don't realize it!

Shit!

Maybe takin anothah way home would have killed that ass!

Maybe if yo broke ass wouldn't have tried tah cross that muh fuckin bridge, when thah muh fuckin said, "Bridge Down For Repair", with all that yellow tape around thah shit, stating: "Caution"! Muh fuckahs tellin yo ass before tryin tah cross thah muh fuckah, 'Hey man. Just a heads up. You're going to have to go around back 5 clicks. The bridge is out." The muh fuckin choice tah continue thah journey where none of those sorry ass muckahs will  Along with the initial sign of warnin? Yo ass wouldn't have died when yo sorry ass did!

"Where no man has gone before!" Hey, playah? What about ah muh fuckin woman? Anyway...

Muh fuckah comes intah ah club, house party, restaurant... with that negative vibe bullshit!?

Shit!

Get ghost!

There are muh fuckin actual negative vibes comin off muh fuckahs! 

I mean like dangeroUS muh fuckin evil vibes and shit!

And my ol Black broke sorry ass has no problem suggestin tah  my wife,

"Hey. It's time to go."

Our Father's speed!...

(Peace! More to come...)