As ah runnin back that can cut on ah muh fuckin dime!
The worst muh fuckin thing that yo sorry ass wants is an unnatural surface!
I think I wrote about this shit before! Anyway...
Kinesiology is ah muh fuckah!
Sure that shit moves!
But how that shit moves on different surfaces is ah whole anothah muh fuckin thing!
Unnatural surfaces reduce ah runners' ability of those running skills in certain situations!
"Why?"
Well an unnatural surface gives more of an advantage to the defense, not thah muh fuckin offense!
"How?"
Well, I got thah ball! All these muh fuckahs on thah field is about this lil muh fuckah I'm craddlin in my left, right or both arms! Ergo, thah muh fuckin defense had ah line of pursuit once my runnin ass gets loose and shit! Now their sorry defendin asses in muh fuckin trouble! On a natural surface!
Why do US think Barry Sanders retired early?! He saw what was comin! Sanders was quick! But he wasn't fast once he broke loose! So ah defensive person could run that quick moderate fast muh fuckah down! Unnatural surfaces nullified his strength in bein able tah cut on ah muh fuckin dime! Sanders couldn't plant hard for his cuts on unnatural surfaces! Unless ah niggah wanted tah rehab ah muh fuckin fucked up knee for ah muh fuckin minute!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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