"Head Coach Kirk Ferentz - Iowa" Expiration Date: Past

 Should be fired immediately! Thah muh fuckah is fuckin foul along with his son Brian!

Thah muh fuckah makin 7 million dollahs bein ah mediocre muh fuckin collegiate coach?!

"What?!"

Yeah! You read my ol Black sorry broke ass right! 7 (Seven) million! Anyway....

Thee Holy fuck is ah niggah missin?!

Undah that muh fuckah!

Them sorry ass muh fuckahs have 

Never had an

'O'! Passin game always sucked major ass! Runnin? Yeah! But like Army and shit! Aftahwhile Sonshine, y'alls sorry assUS got muh fuckin zip for ah muh fuckin passin game! Shit, look at Air Force now with their throwin assUS!? Yeah! That run thah fuck only shit went away with thah wishbone and shit! Oh, shit! My bad! Army's still runnin that sorry ass shit! And what pray-tell is Army's record in 2023? Yeah! I wondah thah fuck why?! Anyway...

And they ain't evah won ah National Championship with thah sorry ass muh fuckah in twenty-four muh fuckin years?! And thah muh fuckah 's makin 7 million dollahs and shit?!

I mean, whose dick that muh fuckah's suckin?! And 7 million dollahs worth of ejaculatory cum!?

Uhm! Anyway....

I don't give one shit about Iowa football!

But I love me some collegiate football and shit!

And that muh fuckah ain't evah gonnah get y'alls undahachievin sorry potentially great

AssUS

There!

Fucking

Ever!...

(Peace! More to come...)