My Dear Sweet Sistahs and Brothahs!
If I had ah billion dollahs them evil muh fuckahs would be in muh fuckin trouble!
"Well, that's why you don't have ah billion dollars with your broke ass!"
Yah think?! Anyway...
It would be easy as shit!
Pay muh fuckahs tah take out all these muh fuckin cell phone towers IN US!
"Well what would we do about the Internet? Duh!"
At this point! Fuck thah Internet!...
Create ah pathogen that only residence of Indiana are resisted to!
And when ah non-resident comes down with disease from said pathogen IN US?
Air-lift them sorry ass muh fuckahs back home!
Punk ass muh fuckahs!
Cause that muh fuckah wasn't one of IN
US for real!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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