Sunday, October 8, 2023

Drinking US Meals With Foreign DelicioUS Daily Supplemental Libations

 The most popular beer in America

"Guinness"!

Don't fuckin doubt it! Love thah shit! My bucket list before I die is tah get ovah there and drink ah propah "Guinness" pint fresh! "Cooking" fresh right in front of my ol Black broke sorry soon tah be dead ass eyes tah witness, in a smoking optional pub! Anyway...

Fuck that shit!

Don't stop there!

"Guinness Foreign Extra Stout"!

I have drunken that shit all fuckin day long!

Eating?...

Totally muh fuckin optional!

But don't go past ah quad plus two! 

Two - TID!

Two in thah mornin!

Two in thah aftahnoon!

And two in thah muh fuckin evenin!

Just suggestin some shit!

And US sorry assUS can survive like that for at least three months! I'm ah witness tah that shit! Because I've done it! Anyway....

But shit Playahs,

That's, on sale for that shit,

$450 ah muh fuckin month!

Shit!

Ah niggah got tah eat at least four days out of ah muh fuckin month! Pick one day out of thah week tah gourge just once the day of US choice! Anyway...

So, $550 ah month for yo broke ass tah sustain ah meager level of nutritional

Existence! Along with supplements, of course!

But US can do it with this shit!

Again, I've done thah shit! More than six times in my ol Black ass broke muh fuckin lifetime! Dropped weight like nobody's business and shit!

God damn!?

Makes ah niggah wondah?!...

"The Quad Plus Two, Three Month: "Guinness Foreign Extra Stout" Diet for true beer lovers."!

Has ah sort of greenish makin money hip marketing type of shit to it!

Hmm?!...

(Peace! More to come...)

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