Saturday, December 24, 2022

The Shit US Just Don't Know

 So my co-worker got my manager and I this fuckin keepin beer bottle cold with no condensation kind ah contraption!?

Damn!...

The shit fuckin works Playahs and Playesses!

Will fuck yo shit up!

When yo sorry ol Black broke ass been drinkin beer as long as I have without this wondrous contraption, there is an embedded, "Time for another beer!" 

But puttin thah beer bottle in this evil muh fuckah?! Throws that mindset thah fuck out thah muh fuckin window!

You pull on thah shit! Still cold!? Is this ah new bottle? This shit should be on thah downside!? Not sustaining beer quality coolness!?...And yo sorry ol Black broke ass takin the final hit!?

And my co-worker isn't even ah beer drinkah!

Good lookin out Sis!

But God damn!

My ol Black sorry broke ass been sleepin! 

For real though!

Thee Holy Fuck?!...

(Peace! More to come...)

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