"Putin says Russia wants end to war in Ukraine" So US Can All Just Magically Speak And Magically Understand Russian!?

Most of US don't thah fuck know what Vlad is fuckin sayin!?

Until they tell US what he said!? 

So that's what that muh fuckah said!? Shit I don't speak ah lick of Russian! And I'm nevah goin tah learn how tah speak Russian! Cause tah me, it's an ugly ass language, like German! No mattah what them muh fuckahs say, thah muh fuckin shit sounds harsh and curt as fuck! It's ah voice flow type of shit!...Anyway, them muh fuckahs know good and God damn well only about nine percent of  US can speak and undahstand Russian! And I'm nevah gonnah learn how tah speak Russian! So as far as I'm concerned, Putin still ain't said nothin tah my ol Black broke American sorry ass that I can undahstand tah really give ah fuck about!? So fuck it! 

Trust me!? 

Putin ain't evah gonnah have shit tah say tah most of US that US could evah 

Comprehend!?

But US politicians!

Y'all sorry muh fuckahs bettah start clearly bein

Understood!

Cause US is Fed Up!

And US speaks American!...

(Peace! More to come...)