Yeah! I'm a Jousta! Tryin ta get to the next level, you know what I'm sayin.
So I do an out, quarterback misses me bad. Motha fucka on the otha team, number thirty-one talkin that shit, "Don't get scared playa!"
You see what I mean? I don't even know the otha motha fucka's name and shit, just by ah fuckin numba! You know? And commences ta trot his sorry Black ass back to his defensive huddle. This is the type of bullshit ya gotsta put up wit when yo Black ass yo damned self is indeed, Black too! But a nigga gotta learn.
Where was I? Damn! The shit's gettin worse for real! But a nigga gotta do what a nigga gotta do! Ya feel may?...Okay!...Bingo! Bango! Fucked up negro!...
So a few plays go by and again, quarterback once again, five feet above my head, reaching ever so much, and to no avail, plus got a helmet in the gut, from who else, number thirty-one. So in between tryin to catch the wind he had knocked the fuck out of me, he talkin mad shit, "Told ya motha fucka! No! No! No!" tryin ta trot away again to his perspective defensive huddle. It took all I could do, but I did it.
I straightened up. That shit hurt like a motha fucka! Got steely. And yelled out, "Thirty-One!" He turnin round still with a smile on his face.
And I said to him matter of factly, "You know we in the Spring League!" And to my misunderstanding, his face was wiped from a magnificent toothsome smile.
Yea! You understand now motha fucka! All US out here just tryin ta get a shot! Then! And only then do you have a right to talk shit to anotha lover of the bitch we call American Football! Only then! Cause then you have the right!
You's be a professional up in here! Ya know?
You might be asking yourself right now, "Why does he keep trying?" All I can tell ya is like this. I don't mind workin. Never have. Never will. But I would just love for just a lil while to work doin the shit I love doin, which would be, not workin because I love the profession so much.
Football ain't ever been no work fo me! I absolutely love to play the game! And to pay my Black ass an enormous amount of money to not work!
Why would I not try to get to the next level with an employment which I absolutely have a passion for?
Just sayin....
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