"Thank you for calling Doctor______'s office, this is Jessica. How may I help you?" All bubbly and shit!
"Jessica! I need ta see the good Doctah! (to of course get me some good-good) I will most definitely be a new patient! My schedule is open and vast! Whatcha got?"
"Well, due to COVID, we're not scheduling new patients. I'm sorry."
"Thank you ever so much Jessica! You're just a messenger. Have a wonderful, rest of your day!"
Nigga x's two!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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