At The Daycare (Thirty-Two Years Old, Male, Black, Stand-Up Comedian) 2010

So you gottah lil Sweet muh fuckah playin and shit with her friends. Then all bets are off when she sees Daddy. Drops all the damn blocks she was hordin from the othah lil muh fuckahs. Fuck it! Damn! Take the shit! My Daddy's here with y'alls sorry asses! All happy and shit cause Daddy done picked my Black ass up. And before, six o'clock on the nose, Momma's usual pick up time, with her no job havin ass. I'm just sayin. Feelin all good! Yeah, Daddy let me give you a hug and some sugah. This be My Daddy! Wantin tah stick yo tongue out at the othah lil muh fuckahs! You poor lil sorry bastards and bitches! But you don't dare do that, cause yo ass is gonnah be back here with these sorry muh fuckahs, I loathfully call "my friends," tomorrow mornin. Shee-iit, can't rub that shit in! Oh, no! So you just smile, wave and respectfully say, "Goodbye everybody!"