I'll Give You A Sewer (Eighteen Years Old, Male, Caucasian, Adopted At The Age Of Ten By An Abusive Religious (Apolstolic) Couple) 2014

If it were left up to me,
I would piss over the whole world;
Then, turn around and let the fecal
Matter flow, making sure it covers the Earth,
Strike a match,
And watch the shit burn!