This life is funny. Quite hilarious in fact. Oh, My Dear Sweet Sistahs and Brothahs, you just don’t understand from whence a Brothah is comin from. Or maybe you do? Shit, whatevahs clevah. We just fuckin round anyway. Yao Ming?
What do you believe? I mean really believe? Mothah fuckahs talkin bout the lawd and makin it tah Heaven and all that bullshit! Fine. Real fine! Mighty, at that! But what say you when the shit hit’s the proverbial fan? I betcha get a whole nother attitude don’t cha? “Cause, shit, lawd, I didn’t sign up for this shit! I be’s a good sheep in the flock. Why yous pickin on may?” And the lawd responds, (cause yo sorry ass is an ignant, stupid ass, selfish mothah fuckah, for real!) “Because I can.”
Just like ol’ Job, you think that broke down mothah fuckah signed up for the shit God let shit happen to him because of the devil’s dare? You think he signed up for all the fucked up shit that happened tah’im cause he loved the lawd? Lawd ain’t yo goddamned protectah! That’s where the shit gets fucked up! For real! Bein a protectah and bein a guide is a whole nother different shit. Like everyone else on this mothah fuckin planet, Job was fuckin human. Shit, the lawd knew that shit! The devil did too! And by the lawd and the devil knowin the shit, they knew ol’ Job was fuckin up. I mean I can guide yo ass to safety , but…like most mothah fuckahs yo ass wantstah look around, step off the path an inch or so tah take pictures and shit…that ain’t the way that I guided yo ass! That is not the exact path I told you to take to keep you safe! That’s why this mothah fuckin devil’s here because of this type of trite bullshit that y’all try tah pull all the goddamned time! “But lawd I just took one foot off the path to get the right angle for the picture. But I still stayed on the path.” And the lawd likin the shit out of this shit because these mothah fuckahs still ain’t getting it!
So the devil comes in as an enforcer of truth, in the heart. The lawd steppin back again while the devil comes in with a vengeance , tearin ol Job the fuck up! While Job keeps whining to the lawd, even havin the audacity tah tell the lawd in so many words, “Back the fuck off!” While the lawd just smiles watchin the devil whippin ol’ Job in tah shape while the lawd says tah himself, “It is all or nothing! You will understand, after this, about the Love of God, or the Love of Self?” And ol’ Job, aftah it is all said and done, broke-the-fuck-down and shit, humbled like a mothah fuckah, done kicked that ass propah! Oh, yes the lawd did! Ol’ Job got rewarded, cause he started understandin, “this shit ain’t evah been bout chew!” And, “…So Job died, being old and full of days.” (Job 42:17)
Yah see God guides US. And we are protected by God’s guidance. ‘But…if one decides to put inferences, too much thought , make up their own path…with the Guidebook I have left you to get you to your destination safely. Don’t blame me! Hell-No! Blame your own fucked up interpretation because my shit is easy to follow and easy to understand! You fuckin heathen!’
And that My Dear Sweet Sistahs and Brothahs…is a Beautiful thang! Oh-yes-it-is!
Peace! More to come…
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