Friday, January 13, 2012

Don't Believe The Hype! "Just Say N.O." Takes On A Whole New Meaning (Twenty-Four Years Old, Black, Male, Poverty Stricken, New Orleanian, Pre-Katrina) 2003

Shee-ot! Mothah fuckahs wansta sho yo ass the good side of a fuckin city all the fuckin time! That's because the cities know, chances are, yo ass will probably never come across me and my Brethren! Puh-leeze negro! I ain't the one! For real! They, the various cities, always marketin, doin public relations to the umpteenth degree. They need tah quit it! To understand and get the pulse of ah city, like ours, yah gotta get the dirt; go to the dirt; feel the dirt and get the smell of the dirt! Then you see how shit is grown in the various locales.

The shit always starts with dirt, then shit germinates from there. Can't grow shit out of thin air, that's what they want yo stupid broke ass tah think, tah believe! The fuck you think you talkin to? Hell, no! I knows differently! Best believe that noise! Go to some of the neighborhoods in the various cities, they are not only dirty but muddy as fuck; yah see mothah fuckahs sniffin and shit! Prey is in the air! Fresh fuckin meat! Mothah fuckahs can sniff a Poff in a second! Cause they know who is from the streets and not. And if yah not...I got that ass! And sorry fo yo fuckin luck mothah fuckah you! You done fucked round and come across the danger zone! Oh, they didn't tell you about these lil' neighborhoods in our fair city in those lil' nice, neatly packaged brochures, did they? I'm quite sure they didn't! You were lookin for a vacation, some adventure...well we's gonnah give you all of that properly! In a very bad mothah fuckin way! And when and if yah come visit our so-called, "Nice" and "Wonderful" city again, you'll know bettah the next time! If yah get out of the shit yo sorry ass done stumbled across this time! I gua-rown-tee!

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