"The key to a long life? 'Undereating' and ice baths, says 88-year-old Gary Player, still spritely at 88th... - CNN Sports"

Kindah fuckin shit!? 

Yah see my Dear Sweet SistUS and BrothUS!

Nevah muh fuckin take ah swig of your chosen libation while readin thah muh fuckin topical headlines!

God damnit!

You old ass sorry ass muh fuckah!

Die!

God damnit!

Fuckin

Die!

Like

US 's

Supposed to!

You sorry ass very old needin tah die muh fuckah!...

(Peace! More to come...)