I nevah really noticed thah shit before my Dear Sweet SistUS and BrothUS until now!
Shit! These fuckin patterns every God damned day gettin on ah niggah's last nerve!
Get up 6am! Iron cloths. Make breakfast for US. Hopefully around 6:55am I'm doin thah doo. Take a shower; shave head, private parts, underarms while showerin. Turn shower off. Baby oil applied full body. Towel off. Blow nose with toilet paper. Throw refuse away. Get two more toilet paper sheets, twist then shove one end in one nostril, then flip, then shove in othah nostril. Check? Cool....
(Peace! More to come...)
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