The Holy Fuck Is Wrong With US?!

 I try tah talk tah muh fuckUS that I work with.

Subtlety.

You know ah niggah can't come out and say, "Listen muh fuckUS! Schools with major closings! Businesses shutting down! They're saying to have two weeks of food and water? Shooting three rockets at the eclipse! Signing state emergency orders, just in case something happens on the day of the eclipse that may affect our infrastructure..." Possible earthquakes and shit!...

But oh no!

My Black sorry muh fuckin ass gots tah go tah work on 

"The Day of Totality" which is 99%! 

Flip that ill ass 99% up!

"Magically" becomes 66%

Yeah!

It's goin tah be ah muh fuckin 

GlorioUS muh fuckin 

Luciferian

Wet dream

Shitshow!

And my ol Black sorry muh fuckin ass will be stuck in muh fuckin traffic!

Tryin my damndest tah get thah fuck back

Home!

Hence thah reason thah fuck why them evil dastardly bastards are suggestin tah fill yo muh fuckin gas tank up before April 8th! Because, yeah, some stupid muh fuckUS will be at work when this evil shit goes down!? Or shit! It's supposed tah be cloudy and shit! And DEWS work thah best in cloudy skies and shit! Start that multiple DEW shit in multiple states and shit?! Three million bite thah muh fuckin dust! With all that intense heat generated from all of those suggested, filled gas tanks!? Now so you silly imbeciles understand why US should convert to electricity?! For Our Daddy Satan!...Anyway....

Stay safe my Dear Sweet SistUS and BrothUS!

It's goin tah be jUSt fine Sonshines! ...

Our Father's speed!...

(Peace! More to come...)