Civil JUStUS

 Muh fuckUS gonnah shoot ah anothah muh fuckah and shit and thah muh fuckah lives!?

Shit! I'm suggestin tah US!

Remembah "Support Your Local Gunfighter" with James Garner and shit!? He took thah butt of ah revolver and beat that muh fuckahs left hand? Then thah othah muh fuckah stated, "I'm pretty sure he was right handed."? James Garner looks at thah muh fuckah like, "Shit! I got tah bust up thah right one too!" I might have thah hands wrong but it's pretty close tah thah muh fuckin dialogue. If thah left or right...ain't right.  Anyway...

Ball peen hammers!

God damnit!

my Wife and I have about six of those muh fuckahs around this muh fuckah at varioUS breached possible entry points!

Shit! 

NiggUS gottah walk tah do malfeasance and shit! Well...shit! 99% of thah muh fuckin time!

Take ah muh fuckin hammah tah those feets aftah them sorry ign'ant assUS done 

B&E'd!?

That's

26 bones muh fuckah times two!

And 52 bones ain't evah gonnah heal/set fuckin correctly! Ergo, yo sorry criminal assUS will most likely retire from this home invasion shit! Witnessin that both your feet are fucked thah fuck up!

evil problem solved for thah rest of that sorry ass chosen muh fuckin wrong career for those sorry ass muh fuckin assUS!

And Bless 

Our Father

Y'alls sorry wrong asses still muh fuckin

Witnessin; albeit, in ah very debilitated 

State!?

Our Father's speed!...

(Peace! More to come...)