"McRib"? I'm Human Meat Free For Five Months Now! (Yay!)

 Don't give ah fuck!

Loved them shits!

Talkin bout some mystery 

Human meat for real!

But shit that was before I knew bettah!

Now...

I can only remembah:

With extra pickles, extra onion and extra sauce!

With ah muh fuckin large fry!? (Their fries aren't worth dick now!)

But I've been clean for ah muh fuckin minute!

"My name is Meredith! And I'm a McDonald's-holic!"

'Welcome Meredith!'...

(Peace!