Aren't We Living In The US?!

 I mean what thah fuck is wrong with US?!

We are thah muh fuckin US!

I live in muh fuckin Indianapolis, Indiana!

I remembah when Jackie muh fuckin Stewart was ah muh fuckin commentator for thah Indianapolis 500! IN Indianapolis! Thah muh fuckin US! I listen tah a lot of foreign radio channels! Ain't evah heard ah muh fuckin American havin ah slot on any of those joints! Anyway....

And thah sorry bastard was from Scotland!

Got ah muh fuckah from TTO, Ato Boldon, commentating on American Track and Field!

What? Gail Devers, Carl Lewis, Renaldo Nehemiah, Jackie Joyner-Kersey...

Weren't available?!...

Got Dwight Stones with his bronzish only ass! And this sorry Trinidad & Tobago muh fuckah!

Thah fuck's ah muh fuckin niggah missin!?...

(Peace! More to come...)