"The Hoosier and Multi-State Lotteries". If You Have More Winners? You'll Have More Believers! (Just A Suggestion! You evil Dicks!) II

 "Well what would you do with all of that money?"

Spread thah muh fuckin Joy!

Shit, if  We won ah billion dollars! In my state with taxes and all of thah othah incidentals, We'd be lookin at about 540 million dollars?

"Okay? What would you both do?"

Well, I'd spread thah muh fuckin joy!

I'd call up 52 othah muh fuckahs and say,

"Meet US at the lottery office at high noon? Got ah ten million dollar gift for yah!"

Geeg doesn't undastand me but,

Yo sorry USed tah be broke Black sorry ass don't need tah be caught up with all that muh fuckin half of ah billion type of money all by your muh fuckin selfs!

Get some! 

You othah 52!

Ergo,

Spread thah muh fuckin "Joy"?!...

(Peace! More to come...)