Wednesday, May 24, 2023

Why!? God Damnit!

 There's some shit I see on ah daily that humbles my ol Black sorry broke ass so!

So I'm at Wendy's downtown Indianapolis! Eatin my "$5 Biggie Bag"! Shit! Fuck whatchall talkin bout! That shit's thah best thing reasonably smokin! Anyway...

This young muh fuckah came up tah thah table I was eatin at! Eyes empty as shit! Maybe thirteen? Maybe? Anyway... He pulled thah opposite chair at thah table I was dining! I looked him dead in thah eye and didn't say shit!

"Are you a very religious person?" He asked?

I, still partakin in my "Biggie Bag", said offhandedly, 

'No! Not really! Religion is manmade!"

"What?"'

'I believe you heard me?!'

"I'm about ready to be dipped!"

'For what?! We're under a new covenant. Haven't you heard? We don't have to get dipped any longer!" I said as I started gathering up my lunch trash.

"What?"

'All you have to do is to believe in your heart!' Now lunch trash gathered. 'It's been nice speaking to you.'

"What? Hey? What's your number? I've got some questions?

I threw my trash away. Turned and addressed him.

'According to you? Your questions have already been answered?! Just get dipped!' Turned and took my happy ol Black sorry broke ass back tah work!...

(Peace! More to come...)

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