Muh fuckahs writin them headlines about "Food Insecurity"!
Yah think muh fuckahs!
I do thah grocery shoppin in our household, and every muh fuckin week them muh fuckahs done went up on somethin or every God damned thing!
Them some sorry muh fuckahs!
But it's all ah muh fuckin stage!
You remember Trump was talkin bout deliverin food tah welfare recipients in ah box tah their muh fuckin door and shit?! Everybody talkin crazy about that muh fuckah and shit!
And look thah fuck what's happenin!
"Hellofresh' and shit!? Yah can't make this shit up Sonshines!
So Trump, when he gets back in office is goin tah say,
"You see everyone steals my ideas! Look at all the "doordashes", "hellofreshs"...companies I've created!? So, yeah! Yo broke welfare havin asses, get shit sent to yo muh fuckin door! Like I said before! No more EBT for you!"...
(Peace! More to come...)
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