Individual Baptismal Anointing Events Without The Lube! Stop! Conditionally Praying!

 If yah love one of US!

Yah have tah lay hands on US!

I don't mean in no type of lasciviousness ill distasteful muh fuckin manner!

Quite thah muh fuckin contrary!

Yah take your right hand and place that hand on thah side of their left face!

Then yah take your left hand and place that hand on thah side of their right face!

Look them drop dead in thah muh fuckin eye and say,

"I love you! You have to do better! You have to change!"

Kiss them on thah muh fuckin forehead!

Look them in the eye again!...

And...

Our Father's speed!...

(Peace! More to come...)