You know me?
So, every once in awhile Geeg 'll let her hair down and indulge! She ain't nothin like me! Good Lawd! How thah fuck she do this shit every fuckin work day without somethin is beyond my ol Black sorry broke ass! Anyway...
Now, Geeg kindah eclectic with liquor, wine and cigars and shit! She don't really fuck round with no beer unless it's "Abita Brewing Purple Haze" or "Sierra Nevada's Apricot Ale"! Don't fuckin get it! Well, she was sippin on some shit last night! She buys this shit called, "Whistle Pig"! For real! That's thah name of thah whiskey! Anyway, she doesn't do it often so she sippin on thah shit after awhile she says, "I'm goin to bed! I had a long fuckin day!" Be there in about an hour! "Okay."
Looked over at the left libation in thah whiskey glass! Maybe a generous pour left but no more! Thy cannot waste such decadent costly libation! So! Shit! Down thah muh fuckin hatch you must go!
'Smoooooth!'...
Wife got thah nerves tah wake up this morning? Walk into thah loft!
"Hey!? What happened to my "Whistle Pig"?"
I can only tell yah this Geeger,
That muh fuckin pig ain't whistlin no fuckin more!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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