I'm ah savory person!
Sweets just don't turn me on! Now, yah give me some "Jolly Ranchers" (I don't give ah good fuck! Any flavor!) "Now & Laters" (I don't give ah good fuck! Any flavor!), "Haribo" gummies, "Sprees", "Junior Mints", "Jujubes", "Mike and Ike"...
Now US talkin!
Now offah me two fried chicken thighs from "Church's"?
Them sweet shits can go fuck themselves!
Okay, more fat content!
Sodium tah me? Negligible!
But I got that ass with thah muh fuckin carbs!
And fuckin fried deliciousness!
"Well what about the inflammatory response to fried foods!?"
God damn!
I hadn't thought of that!
'Crunch!'...
(Peace! More to come...)
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