"Please enter your account number followed by the pound sign?"
"Please enter your four to eight digit passcode?"
"How can I help you today? For account information press one. For balance information press two..."
"Okay, balance information. Is that correct? Press one for yes. Press..."
"Okay. Your present balance is: "Zero balance"!
"To return to the main menu press one,..."
"Main menu..."
"You have pressed zero? That is not an option."
"Okay, please say what you would like?"
"Okay, customer service. I am customer service. How can I help you today?"
"You have pressed zero? That is not an option"
"Okay, please say..."
Finally a Human voice, "Those words will not be tolerated Mister Hopson toward any of our fine digitized customer service representatives! It's seems that you are angry. Maybe upset. Call back after twelve hours of calming down. Have a pleasant day."
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