"Ukranian woman claims Russians boiled her hands, pulled out her hair during torture"

 Shit made me almost lose my fuckin beer!

Thah muh fuckin shit's for folly!

Three days later after this shit supposedly started!?

Yo worthless piece of shit of ah "Ukranian" citizen would not even be able tah make that supposed sorry ass false statement!...

(Peace! More to come...)