"Osaka: The third, high profile, withdraw tennis player from the Australian Open"

 With, 

"Unspecified injuries."

Come ohn naw!?

Just tell thah truth you elite sorry asses!?

I'm suggestin tah y'all,

Maybe y'alls sorry ass punishment may not fit thah many

Crimes!?

If,

Yah jUSt tell thah fuckin

Truth!...

(Peace! More to come...)