Saturday, March 5, 2022

Taps

 Yah listenin "Frito-Lay"?

Fuck those "Bugles" knock offs!

"Layers" should be scrapped immediately!

And at the ovah four dollah price point at four and three quarters ounces?!

Seriously?

Niggahs please!

Now let me tell yalls sorry asses what tah do!

"Funyuns" have a horrible price point too for six ounces of the shit!

Done tried mostly all those deplorable 'Funyun-like' mimicries! 

"Funyuns" cannot be and have not been replicated by no damn body!

And they are delicious as fuck!

But they are not affordable tah ah broke Black ass mothah fuckah like me!

And they never go on fuckin sale!

So, a broke Black ass mothah fuckah leaves those shits alone!

Though I love those shits!

Uhm!

Lowah the fuckin price point!

And those shits will fly thah fuck off the mothah fuckin shelves!...

(Peace! More to come...)

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