Now that's some propagandists' minions lyin ass muh fuckin fucked up skewed straight up bullshit for US broke assUS! For real!
These evil commies talkin bout bar and restaurant drinkin and shit! And an old niggah can dig that shit! I mean, shit! $4.25 for ah fuckin PBR tallboy at ah fuckin bar and/or restaurant that sells them righteoUS Americana Beer shits?! US broke ass muh fuckUS ain't got those types of ill inflated bar/restaurant Beer ends no fuckin mo!
Fuck!
No!
Shiiiought! Let me keep my old broke Black ass at thah muh fuckin crib! For three USDs more, I can purchase six muh fuckin PBR tallboys, take 'em tah thah crib for less than seven USDs! Don't have tah drive back tah thah crib aftah consumption!
Eat, belch, fart...and drink some more beer, whatevah thah fuck I want, at thah crib!...Without thah fear of Law Enforcement muh fuckUS stoppin my broke Black ass goin tah ah bar tryin tah get my hazy ass back tah thah crib, now if stopped for ah fucked up broke ass pitiful DUI...! Fuck that! Shit! my Black ass is safe and secure at thah fuck Home on thah US broke ass Beer cheap! Fuck it! But US broke assUS ain't drinkin less alcohol! Fuck that stupid shit! US broke assUS jUSt became more enlightened about some broke ass severely limited USDs shit! And thank you, Our Father! Cheers!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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