"It's one storm after another for much of the US, but the next one's path is uncertain - AP" II

 I mean, shit! It's like ah muh fuckin "NFL" kicker or "NFL" punter!

That's yo muh fuckin specialty! So when we call yo paid for muh fuckin ass tah kick ah field goal, kickoff or if ah punter, jUSt fuckin punt!?

Sorry ass muh fuckUS wants tah miss thah field goal! Shank the punt!...God damn?!

Kindah fuckin "professional" kicker or punter are 

YOU!?...

(Peace! More to come...)