"So here 's how it goes. We shoot the psyop. And since you are the main "Crisis Actor", we have to avail you to this offer. Now declining this offer will bring about the end of your "Crisis Actor" career. Given the sensitive nature of this crisis performance. Which, I shall deduce, will end it anyway. At least by your birth name. So you really don't have anything to lose by signing the contract. You do the production. And like the US Witness Protection Program, we send you off...oh, yeah. You informed us you wanted to live in Colombia. Well, Colombia it is. Five years in a nice downtown Bogota, Colombia apartment. With BAQ and a healthy monthly US government check. Learn your environment and the language. It will help the US so much. I see that you are a blond. Are you a natural blond? No. Thank you. So all we 'll ask is for you to never change your natural haircolor. Which is...? Brunette. Thank you. Change the color, change the look...."
(Peace! More to come...)
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