my old Black ass is proud tah be livin in this US muh fuckah! So, glad most of my life ah niggUS' been broke as US fuck! It has humbled my Black about tah die ass so! Check it?
I've drank all kinds of muh fuckin beer and shit! And this old niggah don't give ah fuck! "Chimay" is horribly fuckin overpriced! Don't give ah fuck! my broke Black ass back in thah day thinkin for ah 25oz Chimay bottle of beer at $9.99 (Could buy ah cube of Hamm's back in thah day for the same price) I was gonnah taste some real beer shit! No! And,
Fuck!
No!
Undahstand some shit Sonshines? Just suggestin some solid broke shit! Aftah three scores as ah beer drinkin muh fuckah, amongst othah things, in this muh fuckah! And please, start thah fuck now?!
No mattah thah muh fuckin price range!? Don't evah be pressured intah sayin what US broke assUS truly loves tastin and purchasin! Fuck these othah muh fuckUS! If them sorry talkin-beer-heads ain't buyin US broke ass beer shits! I mean, shit! Don't tell ah niggah thah shit I prefer is "Not beer."! It's thah back tah thah appreciation of this broke ass fine US brewed proper 'MADE IN AMERICA' beer shits! CaUSe with thah US economy thah way it's goin?! Shiiiought! Beer snobs be sippin on this fine US AAL brewed shit in no time at all! Fuck it! But I hope thah fuck yo beer snob muh fuckUS don't have tah drink this fine USA brew for thah first time room temperature!
Fuck!
No!
Ah US chilly 33 degrees! Now, that's what's up!
Cheers!
(Peace! More to come...)
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