I hear voicUS constantly in my mind, some whispering, the others not giving a damn. Talkin all loud and shit! Out of fuckin turn! And out of fuckin order! Calm yo muh fuckin broke ass down! Check it?:
"Excuse me please, Sir? There are a lot of female thoughts present. Please be mindful of that? You shall get your turn to express yourself."
"Fuck you!"
"What?! Meredith?! Are you going to put up with that?!"
Y'all puttin me in this mindful stuff again. Okay, check it? Hey, YOU! Thah very abrasive thought that just said "Fuck you!"? You're gonnah have tah have ah lil bit more civility. Can't have that disorder in an already disorderly environment! No sir! So, act out again, I'm gonnah have tah bury yah!
"What? But I didn't do nothin?! This asshole..."
I thought what I thought was reasonable. And yes, I heard every word that has gone on. Your abrasiveness shall not be tolerated.
"Okay!? I'm just tired of waiting that's all. Irritated something terrible."
I understand. But like the fine thought gentleman just informed YOU. YOU shall get your turn.
"Sorry?"
Oh, please don't be sorry. Just have a little patience that's all. I'm ailing and old but you all know that.
"Okay. But can we have a soda while we're all waitin?!"
Beer?!
"Even better!"
I shall return....
(Peace! More to come...)
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