Thah fuck?! Don't give one US broke ass fuck!
Three fuckin broke ass damned dollUS tah put air in one or more tires at ah fuckin gas station! Thah shit USed tah be ah broke ass courtesy and shit, gratis! Now?!
Fuck!
No!
But like anything else in
US, that civil muh fuckin courtesy tah US broke assUS has been quietly
Revoked! Check it?! Put 12 quarters in thah muh fuckah! Gots thah nerves tah not work and shit?! Walk up tah thah attendant and tell 'im thah shit doesn't work, and where's ah niggUS' refund?! Then thah tap dancin starts and shit" "Well, we...don't own those machines. It's been privatized. If you want a refund there should be a phone number on the air pressure machine someplace."! SerioUSly? Fuck that shit! Went tah anothah muh fuckah! Same muh fuckin thing! Okay...?! Still needin some air in thah muh fuckin tires! Had tah go tah ah local tire place where ah niggah felt guilted for an employee havin tah fill ah broke niggUS tires up in this sub zero wind chill. Took out ah fiver and tipped 'im for fuckin less than three minutes inflatin some shit! "Gracias!" was his response! God damn! Now ah broke ass niggUS' down 11 fuckin USDs and shit! Thah fuck!? And them merciless commies wonderin why US broke ass muh fuckUS are fuckin strugglin! Shit, US broke assUS gettin hit from both sides and shit! Anyway...
Got home! Googled some shit. So...
"How much does an inflatable tire pressure apparatus fuckin cost?!" Left thah word fuckin! Fuck it!
"Amazon" 17 USDs and some change!?
Fuckin broke ass
Sold! Six fuckin short of today's 11 USDs fuck-all and I'm sure with more low tire pressure tah come!
Fuck this expensive ass nonsense! Especially in this US IN current cold ass fuckin ininclement weather and shit!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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