So before an old broke niggah clicked on it, I read (Sponsored)! I can dig that shit! But an old broke ass niggah has loved him some ramen since college days circa 1985 some shit! Anyway...
Clicked on it!
#2 : "BEST BANG FOR THE BUCK - 'Maruchan"!
Thah fuck!? Thah broke Ramen shit that this old niggah been scarfin down for some forty years and some change and shit! Already tearin that delicioUS shit up! Ain't nothin new! Broke ass muh fuckUS talkin bout sodium, gastrointestinal issues, lack of nutrients....
I mean, shit! Same as muh fuckin White Rice! Glycemic index is horrible! Yet, ah shitload of US broke ass muh fuckUS still eatin that muh fuckin broke ass global staple of, "Rice"! Fuck it!
Add "Ramen" tah that broke ass dietary shit!
US
Is
Fuckin
Broke assUS!
And Ramen is delicioUS as fuck! Just keep thah shit down tah no more than three meals ah week!
Fuck it! Too old, too tired, too Black and too muh fuckin
Broke!
(Peace! More to come...)
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