It's Killing Commie Time (A Novel) Chapter Two

 Before he went to his kitchen where his bourbon, beer..were, but not his THC vape pens. So he made a quick left into the hallway, went into his bedroom to receive his GG4 THC vape pen. He was exiting his bedroom when he heard his front door open then close. Went into the kitchen and took out two crystal highball glasses. Retrieved his bottle of "WhistlePig Twelve Year Old World Rye" off the kitchen countertop. Poured three fingers in one. Poured three fingers in the other. Went to the freezer, dropped ice in one glass. Went out into the hallway, made a left where General Lambert was seated. Offered him the iced Bourbon, he received it handsomely. He sat down opposite the General in the other living room chair. He watched as the General took his first sip. Saw his blue eyes come alive. He looked at him. And said with such earnestness, "Thank you Sergeant Major. This is heavenly!"

"Glad you like it General." He pulled out his GG4 vape pen. Hit it hard because this was goin tah bust his head, so he might as well bust it with some good shit! He exhaled and looked up and General Lambert was looking at him curiously. Then he said, "What do you have there Sergeant Major?"

"A modern day peace pipe. I hit it. You hit. I hit it. You hit it. We sip. Then we talk. Deal?!"

"Now we are talking Segeant Major. Let's go live."

And at this point, he lost it! Oh, he liked General Lambert! They were going to get along just fine.

He passed him the THC vape pen. The General hit it. He hit it. Gave it back to the General. The general hit it again. Gave it back to him. He it it one last time and extended back to the General. The General waved his hand, "Yeah. Now it's time to have that talk if you don't mind?"

"Not at all General." He gave thah THC vape pen one hard good hit! Exhaled. Looked at the General confidently and said, "No. Not at all."

The General picked up his highball bourbon filled glass and he did the same. The General said, "Cheers!" And they clinked glasses, now righteously level headed. Sipped. Then

The General looked at him and said, "We are about to take over these evil pedophilic Global commies Sergeant Major! And we need your help.."...

(Peace! More to come...)