"Pizzeria worker with pie cutter tries to bust out Luigi Mangione - USA TODAY" And Show An Old Niggah Some Closing US Ends?

 And an old ailin broke ass niggah shall call propagandists' minions

US bullshit! "Pie Cutter"? Fuck it! Thah ZJ looks like what US broke assUS have conditioned to be an Italian! So, fuck it! Pizza cutter and shit! But,

Fuck!

No!

Thah evil commie US FED absurdity shall roll! Them's some stupid muh fuckahs! For real!

US broke sorry ass muh fuckUS could give one US fuck about that bought and paid for sorry ass muh fuckin ZJ! Probably in Israel right thah fuck now and shit,"Sippin on gin and'Manischewitz" and shit!' Fuck it! But that fucked up United Healthcare CEO 'suspect' ain't did shit but got paid for bein ah muh fuckin commie global bought and paid for "Crisis Actor"! Anyway...

Fuck!

No!

Too old, too tired, too Black and too muh fuckin broke!

But y'all commies do undahstand an old ailin niggah lookin for anothah gig and shit?! Fuck all these God damned muh fuckin conditioned Hollywood/CIA/FBI dramatics and shit! An old ailin broke ass niggah shall tell y'all stupid nasty ass muh fuckahs how tah get this shit done in less than three muh fuckin months! Without all this feigned concerned conditioned sorry ass Global drama! And my consulting services shall be more than reasonable and shit! 

(Peace! More to come...)