When US Were Young?! Come On!?...But US Old Asses Have Eventually Learned!

 Thah fuck yo sorry broke ol Black creatin ass gonnah say?!

"You ain't wearin those 'Hoochie Momma' shorts out this hoUSe!?"

Though every muh fuckin teenager wearin that 'Hoochie Momma' shit?!

Oh, I'm so very fuckin sorry!

As ah muh fuckin parent! We's be special!

Uhm!

Shit! I'm thah main one that will undahstand!

But check it!

Back when I was in high school! All thah muh fuckin rage, as for males, were. "Jordache Jeans, Levi's, Polo shirts (Ralph Lauren. Shit! (The shit as far as embossment!), Le Tigre Polo shirts (Harry Levinson), Izod Polo Shirts...later on Penguin polo shirts then Calvin Klein."! Just suggestin tah US!

 And them 'Jordache Jeans' flattened my dick and balls like Holy fuck! Dependin on how yo tryin tah be cool sorry young ass was sittin with them bitches on, felt like your balls were jUSt about ready tah be severed in half! At thah muh fuckin beginning of thah nut sack! God damned! Thah fuck was my young muh fuckin ass thinkin!? Anyway...

But with stupidity, I still wore and struggled tah get intah them bitches! For fuckin modern fashion and for fuckin fear of peer pressured backlash! Anyway...

But look where US's many years informed sorry asses are

Now!

Them young muh fuckahs will assuredly

Get where US are right thah fuck

Now!...

(Peace! More to come...)